Fuck. A fine word, equally at home as a verb (transitive or intransitive), noun, adverb, adjective…you get the idea. Highly suggestive, disdainful, disgusting and able to invoke colorful mental images, fuck is a wonderful term to employ when dealing with life’s conundrums. In Part II of In Fine Anni Observations, you may apply the term in any manner you wish. I certainly do. Shall we begin? Yes, let’s.
Fuck the electorate from our recently completed elections. That’s certainly what the incoming legislators will do.
Fuck the Kardashian family (including their associated spouses, ex-spouses, random paramours and anyone else who hangs out with them) for their unparalleled bad taste and disgusting money grubbing. Otherwise, fuck the Kartrashians on general principles.
Fuck Senator Jim Inhofe of Oklahoma. See line two above: he’s about to fuck all the rest of us with his fundamentalist beliefs and his denial of any form of mankind induced climate change.
Fuck Governor Douchey of Arizona. We thought Jan Brewer, former Arizona governor, she with the crocodile skin, was bad. Seeing who is in office now, we’ll miss our crazy former chief of state. Hell, I miss Ev Mecham and Fife Slymington.
Fuck extremists, certainly to include the Islamic nuts killing people for dissing the prophet. Je Suis Charlie, whether we want to be or not.
While we’re at it, fuck Mohammed. He probably needs it.
Fuck college coaches who are being paid millions of dollars each year. Need I explain? What about professors getting paid? Or teachers, for that matter?
Fuck vehicle drivers who control their deadly weapons as if regulatory signs (such as stop and speed limit 35 mph, etc.) were merely suggestions to be considered as discretionary choices.
Fuck keepers of web logs who are vapid, sophomoric and vulgar. Yes, I know I’m included in this group. Je Suis Charlie.
Fuck Mitt Romney, especially if he really does run for the presidency again (with or without his dog on the roof of the family vehicle).
Fuck Jeb Bush, Ted Cruz, and all the other right wing bigots.
Fuck Hillary, her husband Billery, and all the other left wing assholes.
Fuck Obama. He’s been in office long enough: this is his goddamn mess. His hands stink of the shit he denies having touched.
Fuck Ron Barber for being such a wimpy butthole that he was sure to lose the CD2 Arizona Congressional race (which he did).
Fuck Martha McSally, winner of the CD2 Arizona race. Without any doubt the little colonel will fuck all of us, her poor, deluded constituents.
Fuck people who live with a cellular phone attached to their ear.
Fuck people who stand checkout lines screaming into the cellular phone attached to their ear.
Fuck companies that send advertisements designed to look like checks or invoices.
Fuck the Omaha Insurance Company that continues to send ads marked “this is your last opportunity” when the ads continue to arrive month after month, year after year.
Fuck the USPS, the postal service (service is merely part of the name, not a description of what they do), which now consumes 2 business days to get a letter from one small town in southeast Arizona to another town some 25 miles away. How? By closing a sorting facility in Tucson and sending the mail to Phoenix for sorting. (Sordid, isn’t it?) Mail must be at the local post office by 2:00 PM in order to make the transfer. No more having the local carrier pick up an outgoing letter in the streetside box, not without adding at least one business day to time enroute. So…add the cost of fuel consumed driving to the main post office to the cost of the stamp.
Fuck young people for flaunting their youth while being so oblivious to the future.
Fuck old people for having pissed on the future by destroying past opportunities then being angry that their youth has disappeared and old age is miserable. (Ever notice how many members of Congress are old, white, male and disgusting? Are you listening, Nasty Pelosi and John Boner?)